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CARL COX TO ERASE DJ MAG 100 WINS FROM BIO WHEN MARTIN GARRIX COPS TITLE?

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN GARRIX is expected to win the DJ MAG TOP 100.

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A&R: SECRET TO SKRILLEX’ SUCCESS IS HIS BROKEN WASHING MACHINE (SHARE)

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured enough screams of agony to make something work” SKRILLEX is

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WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground Windows Media Player drug culture originated. For years

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CLUBBER HAS DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL CHAT WITH LYFT SPAM BOT IN FB EVENT PAGE

[wp_ad_camp_2] “House is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.” [wp_ad_camp_1] A CLUBBER recently got into an in-depth philosophical chat when

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BURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE

[wp_ad_camp_2] “After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.” [wp_ad_camp_1]   BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s favorite survivalist cancelled a Burning Man appearance after

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DEADMAU5 USES FAMOUS HELMET TO KEEP EGO IN PLACE AT PERFORMANCES

[wp_ad_camp_2] “WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT” [wp_ad_camp_1] DEADMAU5, arguably among the more talented people in EDM,

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ATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM festivals, an unexpected MOB OF ATHEISTS with megaphones showed

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ROOKIE BOUNCER REFUSES KLOCK AT BERGHAIN FOR LOOKING TOO CASUAL

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] With Klock in front of him in a blue shirt, wearing training pants and seeing how he completely skipped the line, laughing in the midst of a fairly

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MARTIN GARRIX INVESTS IN UNIQUE SET OF PYRO-TECHNICS TURNTABLES

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high flames up in the air” In a bid to stay

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MEXICO TO FUND WALL TO PREVENT PISS POOR EDM FROM ENTERING THE COUNTRY

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Juan del Carmen: “It will get a lot harder to visit our families stateside, but all for the greater good of preventing whack DJs and piss poor produced

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ROLAND TO RE-RELEASE LEGENDARY TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A BASS GUITAR AGAIN.” In light of the ongoing success of

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EHARMONY SLOGAN “ARE YOU ON E?” PROVES MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] DATING SITE POPULAR BY SENIORS SUDDENLY FLOODED BY MILLENNIALS.   EHarmony, the dating site marketed to seniors and other old people announced that its CEO and co-founder Dr. Neil

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DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As the DJ MAG TOP 100 POLL reaches a climax in

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POLL: SANDERS 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO WIN DJ MAG TOP 100 THAN CLINTON

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] More often than not, crowds of 40,000+ cheer him on as he rages against the establishment. BERNIE SANDERS may have lost the democratic nomination to Clinton, in recent

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